Ahoy! Fatberg ahead!!

Ahoy! Fatberg ahead!!

Sewer workers investigating a possible clog in the town of Sidmouth, England were stunned, and probably pretty grossed out, when they discovered a giant “fatberg” the size of six double-decker buses. The enormous mass, which is made of hardened fat, oil and wet-wipes from local drains and toilets, measured about 210 feet in length and is one of the largest “fatbergs” ever seen. Workers are expected to take about eight weeks to cut it all up and remove it. Meanwhile, residents are urged not to pour fat and grease down the drain. (Sidmouth Herald)

The Daily Mail claims Paris’s first naked restaurant has closed after 15 months due to a lack of business. The co-ed restaurant was filled every night when it opened in November 2017. Eventually, the novelty wore off and business fell. The average three-course dinner cost around $60.

And finally,

The NY Post claims a mom gave birth in the back of a New York City Yellow Cab yesterday. The cab was in the middle of an intersection when the woman went into labor. Her child was born without any complications. Cops rushed the mother and her baby to the hospital where they are doing fine. (They have no problem delivering a baby in the cab, but they won’t bring you to Brooklyn.)