Can you please pass that 24-foot bottle of Ranch Dressing?

Can you please pass that 24-foot bottle of Ranch Dressing?

Remember that guy from Oregon who got trapped in his car in the snow for five days and survived by eating packets of Taco Bell fire sauce? Well, Taco Bell noticed and is now giving him free food for a year. Taco Bell said in a statement, “We’re very glad Jeremy and his dog are okay. We know our sauce packets are amazing, but this takes it to a whole new level. We’re in touch with Jeremy and have sent him a well-deserved care package, a year’s supply of Taco Bell, and of course, all the sauce packets that come with it.”

Jim Zygmont, of Trumbull, Connecticut, recently won two lottery jackpots within 5 minutes. He tells Connecticut Lottery officials; “I bought the first ’20X’ ticket over the counter at 4:56pm and won $20,000. Not even five minutes later, the store owner pointed out the Lottery’s new vending machine. He said, ‘They just started the machine up today; you should give it a try.’ I did and won another 20 grand.

And finally,

Fox News claims Hidden Valley Ranch is celebrating National Ranch Day this Sunday by bringing a 24-foot bottle of ranch dressing to the Las Vegas Strip. Ranch dressing fans are encouraged to fill up any size container for free. The company says; “If you can carry it, Hidden Valley Ranch will fill it”. Hidden Valley is expecting people to show with coolers and kiddie pools!