The spy…disguised as a little chicken.

The spy…disguised as a little chicken.

The Wichita Eagle claims Ron and Diana Watson, of Wichita, Kansas, have eaten at the same Texas Roadhouse six nights a week for the past 15 years. She orders a chopped steak with onions while he orders BBQ chicken. On Saturday, the Watsons eat at another restaurant. The couple only eats one meal a day because of the large calories they consume at Texas Roadhouse.

Inside Edition claims the Fargo, North Dakota police are looking for a man, who robbed a bank on Friday while dressed in a graduation gown. The man handed a teller a note that read, “Give me the money or I’ll shoot.” The man’s face was covered with a scarf. (I guess he wanted to get a head start on his student loans.)

And finally,

If you still haven’t recovered from “Elf on a Shelf” season, brace yourself. Peep on a Perch is now here to ruin your Easter season as well. It came out last February, and has been popping up again this year as Easter approaches. The Peeps’ toy set comes with a storybook meant to inspire good behavior in children and a plush toy that is said to watch over them, and serve as a reminder to behave well.  (It’s George Orwell’s Big Brother…disguised as a little chicken.)