“No crime, please. Game of Thrones is on.”

“No crime, please. Game of Thrones is on.”

Michigan Police have cancelled Crime Because Of Game Of Thrones: NBC claims the Bath Township, Michigan police canceled crime last night between 8 pm and midnight because ”Game of Thrones” was on. They posted, “Just a reminder that no crime shall be committed on Sundays between 8pm and Midnight until Game of Thrones is over. We require that block of time to be distraction free.

Who Is Leaving Bowls of Mashed Potatoes Around Jackson, Mississippi? Residents of the town finding bowls of mashed potatoes on their cars, porches and mailboxes. Resident Jordan Lewis described the neighborhood as a quirky one, with residents decorating road signs and putting Christmas trees in potholes. So we don’t know if someone is just playing a prank…or if someone just had a lot of leftovers.

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In Wisconsin, Graden Gibson was found passed out on a public tennis court. Cops approached the 20-year-old and found he was just sleeping off a major bender, and was still drunk. When roused, he wouldn’t speak at first, and simply meowed at the deputy who was trying to question him. When asked how much he’d had to drink, he did repy with “not enough.” They arrested him.