No more strippers at funerals?!

No more strippers at funerals?!

Society might have us all believing that men think about sex constantly, but that’s apparently not the case. Acording to a new survey (by IllicitEncounters, a dating site for married people), found that 64 percent of British men reported thinking about soccer more than thinking about sex,

China has launched a fresh crackdown on funeral strippers. Some rural communities in China believe hiring performers can increase attendance at funerals, with high attendance seen as a way of honoring the deceased. In a bid to show off their disposable income and boost numbers, some households pay out more than their annual incomes for strippers, but also actors, singers and comedians. The Ministry of Culture said it would target “obscene and vulgar performances” at funerals and weddings.

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Cops in a small northern California town are looking for an answer to the burning question: “Why did someone make the giant chicken cross the road?” Cops were called to the Douglas Feed and Pet Supply last week to investigate a bizarre break-in in which the only item swiped was a massive inflatable bird. ┬áThe poultry-loving prowler or prowlers would have had to let the air out of the 25-foot chicken to get it off the premises. A reward has been offered for the return of the chicken named, “Princess Layer.”