The World Booty Slapping Championships!

The World Booty Slapping Championships!

An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet of drug offenses was arrested again. And he was dressed for the occasion. 53-year-old Terry Leon Simmons of Florida was arrested after he tried to sell crack cocaine to an undercover cop. The arresting officer got a good chuckle from the shirt he was wearing, which read “Coke” in red letters. (The Smoking Gun)

The Daily Mail says the World Booty Slapping Championships recently took place in Siberia, where women slapped each other’s booties to see who would move forward the farthest. Anastasia Zolotaya won the tournament. She is a famous Russian Instagram model, who spends countless hours doing squats.

And finally,

Newser claims the world’s most expensive painting is no longer missing. Artnet says the $450 million Leonardo DaVinci painting is owned by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. They found the painting, hanging on a wall…on his yacht! The 500 year-old painting of Jesus was last seen in 2017 and was thought to be missing until the prince’s boat was recently moved and it was spotted.