Buy me a new butt!

Buy me a new butt!

The NY Post says a British mother, who once faked “depression” in order to get a free nose job, has started a crowd funding campaign because she needs a butt lift for, (as she puts it,) positive mental health. Carla Bellucci is seeking $7,000 for the procedure. So, far she raised a staggering, $12.

A couple of lovebirds may have felt the time was right to let their inhibitions run wild, but they should have picked a better place. The Michigan couple crawled into the backseat of their car, got naked and started, you know, when a police officer suddenly came knocking on their window — something they apparently never expected to happen…even though they were illegally parked right outside theĀ  police station. (They’re due in court tomorrow.)

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The NY Daily News says a 22-year-old man from India recently drove his brand new BMW into a river because his father refused to spend more money to buy him a Jaguar. The man, identified only as “Akash,” filmed a video of the submerged car and sent it to his father. Akash later felt guilty and enlisted a team of divers to retrieve the BMW. They removed the vehicle from the river after five hours. I’m sure it’ll run just fine.