30 Hour Couple Coffin Challenge?

30 Hour Couple Coffin Challenge?

Marketing Dive claims Diet Coke is attempting to draw new drinkers with limited edition cans featuring the following hip phrases …. “can’t even,” “okay, next,” “okay, but no,” and “it’s lit.” Coke hopes the phrases will draw in not only younger drinkers, but older ones as well, who want to feel young and stay hip. (My opinion, the first thing they should do, is lose using the word, “hip.”)

The Miami Herald claims Okaloosa County, Florida deputies recently arrested Justin Wilson after he vandalized 20 cars at a Holiday Inn resort. He smashed windows with rocks and his belt. Wilson caused $30,000 worth of damage before cops found him passed out on a bench. This is not SO weird, but what he said was. When deputies asked him why he destroyed the cars, he said,  “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the Mafia.”

And finally,

CBS claims the Six Flags America theme park near Washington DC is celebrating Halloween with a ‘Six Flags 30 Hour Couple Coffin Challange.’ Couples will climb into a coffin and spend 30 hours together with no smartphones, no smartwatch, no headphones and no earbuds. The winning couple will get $600, two season passes to the theme park and a Fright Fest Prize Package. The couples will be exposed to fog, dramatic lighting, flash photography and extreme weather conditions. (Soooo, it’ll be like being married?)