Half-size Christmas trees!

Half-size Christmas trees!

Simplemost claims half-size Christmas trees have become a hot seller this holiday season. The six-foot trees are bare from the floor to three feet. A small tree then expands from three feet to a star at the top of a pole. Pet owners are buying the tree so their dogs and cats won’t eat or destroy them. The trees come in green and white.

Fox News says a seven year-old cat from Houston is making international headlines because of her ability to open doors. “Quilty” is currently available for adoption in Texas. She opens doors by jumping up and releasing the handles. Shelter staffers say she does this several times a day. One night, “Quilty” opened a door so the other cats could roam around.

Many fans of the NFL believe that the Washington Redskins are the most dysfunctional team in the league. Harpers Ferry Brewing in Virginia agrees – and has introduced a microbrew called “Sell The Team.” It’s an IPA that’s described as “bitter and disappointing – like a day at FedEx Field.” (Giants and Jets fans know the feeling.) (The Washingtonian)