Viagra…for bulls?!

Viagra…for bulls?!

A study by the University of Michigan recently found that a pill could potentially replace exercise. A naturally occurring protein called Sestrin was able to mimic the effects of exercise in flies and mice throughout the study. Researchers created a “fly treadmill” to train flies to climb up and down a test tube. Sestrin could possibly help older individuals maintain their muscles…which will enable them to run really fast from the new super race of flies and mice.

The NY Post says Chino and Kat Vaflor got married in the Philippines on Saturday as a volcano was spewing ash and lava in the background. The volcano was 37 miles away from the wedding venue in Manila, but Wedding photographer Randolph Evan tells CNN, “We were actually nervous because while working, we kept on checking social media for updates on the volcanic eruption. Duh, have they not heard of Pompeii?!

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LAD Bible says a man from Veracruz, Mexico was recently hospitalized after he ingested bull Viagra. The man was uh, ready, for three days and underwent surgery to “relax.” The man told doctors he took the bull Viagra because he was planning a date with a 30 year-old woman. He wanted to make sure that he could impress her. Good think she wasn’t wearing red.