A Beef Jerky Bouquet for Valentine’s Day!

A Beef Jerky Bouquet for Valentine’s Day!

And you thought your worst first date story was bad. A Massachusetts woman became an unexpected getaway driver after a man she met on a dating app robbed a bank on their first date. The two had never met in person, so why would she think anything was wrong when he told her to pull over as they approached a bank? He got out of her car and left her there alone for a few minutes. Then, suddenly, he came running back, sweating with sunglasses, a hat, a gun and $1,000 cash in hand. He then shouts at her, “GO!” He was later arrested, she was not charged.

Bustle magazine says the “Manly Man” Company is selling a beef jerky bouquet for Valentine’s Day. A dozen different meat sticks are crammed into a pint glass. Flavors include original, Teriyaki, mixed and hot. The top of the jerky sticks have been designed to look like blooming flowers. The bouquet costs $50

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If you suddenly find yourself single today, perhaps a quick trip to LA, and stopping off at “The Break-Up Bar. The selection of cocktails includes drinks with funny, but fitting names like the, “I Dealt with Your Parents for Years,” the “Serious Baggage,” and the “Ghosted.” There’s an eight-foot “Wall of Broken Relationships” where people can air out their grievances about their past lovers, with complaints like “Shave your neckbeard!” and “When you ordered a chocolate milk at a Mexican restaurant, I knew something was off.”