The Luxury Coronavirus Quarantine Package.

The Luxury Coronavirus Quarantine Package.

The Seattle Times says the Swiss hotel chain Le Bijou is offering a luxury coronavirus quarantine package. It includes a coronavirus test, in-room doctor visits and around-the-clock nursing care. The hotel won’t say how much the package costs other than the coronavirus test is $500

ABC says a two-legged Ohio dog, named Lieutenant Dan, has been named the 2020 Cadbury Bunny. Lt Dan beat out a miniature horse, a pig, a llama, a hamster and a duck. His owners adopted him from a rescue. No word on how Lt Dan lost his legs. If you now the film, Forrest Gump…you get the Lt. Dan reference.

And finally,

Massachusetts resident Gina DiFelice recently turned 21. She was unable to celebrate because the bars are closed due to the coronavirus. Gina decided to “visit” her father’s bar in their house while they were self-quarantining. Her father asked to see her ID before serving her a cocktail.