“Is That A Puppy In Your Pants, Or…”

“Is That A Puppy In Your Pants, Or…”

Here’s an important message from the Grand Rapids, Michigan police…please stop putting cannonballs in the recycling bin! The cops were recently called to a recycling center after a local resident try to recycle a Civil War cannonball. The six-inch, six-pound ball was on a processing line when a worker found it. A bomb squad safely removed it from the premises.

The Columbia Daily Tribune says a coronavirus outbreak has occurred at the Kirksville, Missouri plant where Oscar Mayer Bologna is made. The company released a statement saying, We have taken several proactive measures to ensure the wellbeing of our people and to help reduce the risk of virus exposure or transmission.” One wiseguy wrote on facebook, “My bologna has a first name, it’s “C-O-V-I-D.”

And finally,

Is that a puppy in your pants, or you just happy…well, you know how that ends.Police in Eaton County, Michigan responded to a car crash. They arrived to the scene to find the occupant of the vehicle allegedly trying to hide a small puppy in his pants. Animal control staff quickly recognized the German shepherd as one that was reported stolen in nearby a nearby County. The puppy was returned to its owner and mother. So, he wasn’t happy to see them, it WAS, IN FACT, a puppy in his pants. (MLive.com)