The fastest lawn mower EVER!

The fastest lawn mower EVER!

The Daily Mail claims the Walhalla, South Carolina Police recently arrested 25 year-old Megan Holman for driving a battery-operated children’s Power Wheels Toy Truck while intoxicated. She was cruising a mile from her home when other drivers called 911. Officers stopped Megan and took her to jail….she’s incarcerated in Barbie’s Country Camper.

In Nashville, Tennessee, a funeral home has figured out a way to help people through difficult emotional times by letting a therapy dog hang around to ease any tensions in the room. Funeral director Mandi Marlin brought in a 15-month-old dog named Mac, who always seems to know what to do to break the tension. At first, clients are confused to see a dog at a funeral home. But it doesn’t take long for them to get used to the idea and relax. And the families who bump into him along the way never forget him, with many even coming back to say “thank you” for giving them a furry shoulder to cry on. (WTVF-TV)

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Like to mow your own lawn quickly, like really fast? Then you need one of these. The Honda “Mean Mower” V2 lawnmower has set a new land speed record, reaching 100 miles per hour in just under 6.3 seconds. It has a top speed of 150.mph. And, in order to get the official Guinness World Record, it also cuts grass. It does. (Road and Track)

The World Booty Slapping Championships!

The World Booty Slapping Championships!

An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet of drug offenses was arrested again. And he was dressed for the occasion. 53-year-old Terry Leon Simmons of Florida was arrested after he tried to sell crack cocaine to an undercover cop. The arresting officer got a good chuckle from the shirt he was wearing, which read “Coke” in red letters. (The Smoking Gun)

The Daily Mail says the World Booty Slapping Championships recently took place in Siberia, where women slapped each other’s booties to see who would move forward the farthest. Anastasia Zolotaya won the tournament. She is a famous Russian Instagram model, who spends countless hours doing squats.

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Newser claims the world’s most expensive painting is no longer missing. Artnet says the $450 million Leonardo DaVinci painting is owned by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. They found the painting, hanging on a wall…on his yacht! The 500 year-old painting of Jesus was last seen in 2017 and was thought to be missing until the prince’s boat was recently moved and it was spotted.

Uber as a getaway car?

Uber as a getaway car?

Kristina Knatz and her young daughter took an Uber to a Dollar General store in Lady lake, Flordia. The store camera caught her stealing Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Eggs. The store manager got the Uber car’s license plate number before calling the cops. Detectives called the Uber driver before he gave them Kristina’s address. They arrested her for theft.

Oddity Central claims a man from Venezuela was recently eating at a restaurant in Peru when the restaurant’s owners chained him to his seat because they were worried he didn’t have enough money to pay for his meal. The man took pictures of himself before sending them to journalists. The restaurant’s owners are refusing to comment on the pictures.

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Mexico News Daily claims a mall in Guadalajara, Mexico flooded over the weekend after torrential rains and floods poured into the area. As the mall was flooding, a band played Celine Dion’s Titanic theme ”My Heart Will Go On.” Shoppers cheered.

The royal pizzas!

The royal pizzas!

The Verge claims NASA is opening parts of the International Space Station for business. They are going to allow Hollywood producers to film commercials and movies there. It costs $22,500 per day for an astronaut to live on the space station. Life support systems, the toilet, food, air, medical supplies and more are all figured into the cost. NASA says people, who travel to the space station will most likely pay $35,000 for a one-night stay

A Utah-based company, called Frontier Bundles, is offering $1,000 to the person, who successfully downgrades to a flip phone for a week. The company posted that they are looking for “smartphone addicts, social media experts and tech geeks. Bonus points go to applicants who have an active social presence or are willing to blog their experience.” Frontier Bundles will also give the person a survival kit that includes a road map, a notepad, CDs and a phone book.

And finally,

The Daily Mirror says a prankster recently fooled a Domino’s Pizza in London when they called and ordered four large cheeseburger pizzas as Queen Elizabeth. Two armed guards at Buckigham Palace stopped the Domino’s Pizza delivery driver to confirm that Queen Elizabeth had made the $58 order. The palace denied phoning in the order.