DON’T MAKE THE EASTER BUNNY MAD!

DON’T MAKE THE EASTER BUNNY MAD!

The Mercury News claims a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania woman recently found her ex-boyfriend living in her attic! Cary Cocuzzi violated a protective order by living in the home. He ran from the house before the cops got there to arrest him. What tipped her off that something was wrong? She found the toilet seat up.

Maybe you heard this story over the last few days, when an Easter Bunny beat up a drunk on Saturday in Orlando. Apparently, the drunk, spit on a woman, she went after him and was losing the battle, when the Easter Bunny intervened and pummeled the guy. The Easter Bunny was hailed as hero. Here’s the PS to the story…the Easter Bunny, 20 year-old Antoine McDonald, is wanted for auto theft, a car-jacking and two armed robberies. That’s one bad bunny!

And finally,

Fox News says California resident Dion Callaway recently lost his $15,000 prosthetic leg while skydiving. He thought the leg was lost forever until it was found in a lumber yard. Callaway was reunited with his limb after local authorities posted an ad on social media that read; “Missing a leg?”

Pot holes save lives!

Pot holes save lives!

The Newark Advocate claims the Homestead Brewing Company, in Licking County, Ohio, has brewed a new Cocoa Pebbles beer called Yabba Dabba Brew. The beer was brewed with 96 boxes of the cereal. The brewery will sell Yabba Dabba Brew during the week of May 17th.

No squeeze to take to the pool party? No problem. Amazon is selling an “Inflatable Hunk” pool float. Yep, for only 19 bucks, you can float around with your very own pool boy – complete with six-pack abs. (Whiskey Riff)

And finally,

The Daily Mail claims a pothole recently saved the life of a 59 year-old Gretna, Nebraska man. Medics were rushing the man to the hospital because he had an elevated heart rate of 200 beats per minute. The man’s heart rate slowed down and stabilized after the ambulance ran over a large pothole. The jolt sent a shock to the heart regulating it. I can see your town using that as an excuse NOT to fill pot holes…claiming they save lives. It’ll happen!

Name That Town for Monday, April 22, 2019!

Name That Town for Monday, April 22, 2019!

What LI town do we mean by this clue:

“Where Doc Brown would dock his boat?”

Answer: Lloyd Harbor!

(Christopher Lloyd played Doc Brown in “Back to the Future!)

That hamster you have is just making you hotter!

That hamster you have is just making you hotter!

In Texas, a husband made a bet with his pregnant wife, if Tiger Woods won the Masters, they would name their son Tiger. The guy went so far as to draw up a contract and had his wife sign it. Well, as we know, Tiger won. And it looks like the wife is going to follow through. She is contractually obligated, after all. So now, the baby that will be born to Trey Little and Denise Coleman will be called, “Tiger Coleman. (New York Post)

ABC claims Amazon is now selling finger food covers. The silicone fingertip covers are called Chip Fingers and allow people to eat chips, like Cheetos and Doritos, without getting their coloring on their fingers. A three-pack sells for $8.50

And finally,

According to a new survey by dating site Zoosk, having an animal in your profile picture boosts your incoming messages. Which animal makes you most attractive to potential dates?  Yes, dogs, cats, horses and even snakes are good … but if you really want to boost your messages, get a hamster. Believe it or not, profile pictures that feature hamsters increase incoming messages by a staggering 351%!