“Snoozetern?!”

“Snoozetern?!”

NBC claims Mattress Firm is hiring an intern to test and tease their products. The ‘Snoozetern’ will be based at the mattress company’s headquarters in Houston and will be responsible for sleeping on beds and creating videos for the chain’s website.  The company says; “We are excited to hire our first ever Snoozetern. It’s not every day that an intern is hired to sleep on the job, but that’s just one of many perks.”

CBS claims snake massages have become trendy. A person will lie face down before snake handlers guide three or four boa constrictors over their body. The snakes wrap around the feet, the head and the neck. The pulsating snakes are meant to give a relaxing massage. A 75-minute session usually costs around $300. (Oh, I’m going to try this at home. “Honey, want a massage?”)

And finally,

WKRN claims veterinarians are now prescribing Viagra to dogs and cats with lung and heart conditions. The pill increases blood flow to pet organs, which in turn allows pets to breathe easier. Veterinarians say most pet owners laugh at the prescription. (Yeah, I can me at CVS, “Yeah, I’m here to pick up a Viagra prescription…it’s not for me, it’s for my dog.)