A monkey named, “Furious George?”

A monkey named, “Furious George?”

Fox News claims a San Francisco Shell gas station is using a robot security guard to keep customers safe. The robot has four cameras and rolls through the parking lot at 3 mph It scans and records everyone, who comes onto the lot. That’s all well and good, until someone steals the robot.

If you’re going to steal from someone house, make sure he isn’t home and make sure he’s not an MMA fighter! KGTV says Sergio Hernandez Jr (the MMA fighter) and his dad had just returned home when they encountered a thief who had broken into his house! The crook took off, Sergio chased him down and placed him in a triangle choke hold until cops arrived to arrest him.

And finally,

Tina Ballard of Florida was arrested in North Carolina this week after her pet spider monkey broke away from her and attacked two Home Depot workers. First, the monkey, named Spanky, jumped out of a shopping cart and grabbed a cashier’s shirt, leaving marks on the worker’s shoulder and back. The second time, Spanky was spooked by the store’s sliding doors and responded by biting a worker’s arm. The headlines in the paper called him, “Furious George.”