“I can’t answer the phone…I’m dead.”

“I can’t answer the phone…I’m dead.”

Oddity Central claims a husband and wife from Thailand recently faked his death in order to con friends and family members out of money. The wife posted a picture of her sleeping husband on Facebook and said he unexpectedly passed away. Friends and family began sending money for a funeral. The couple got busted when their cousins called their home and the husband accidentally answered the phone.

Larry Moore was sleeping in the living room of his Kansas home when a fire broke out. His smoke detectors weren’t working. His dog jumped on his  lap and woke him up before they fled the home together. Larry suffered smoke inhalation, but is expected to be okay. The dogs’ name…Lucifer.

And finally, an Ohio Judge has sentenced a man to Shovel S***! Bayley Toth, of Painesville, Ohio, was recently found guilty of criminal mischief after a wild night with friends in a local park. Painesville Judge Michael Cicconetti said to him, “You act like an animal, you’re going to take care of animals. Go to the Lake County Fair, and after the 4H club leaves with their cows and pigs and sheep, you can clean up their (“blank!”)