I married…myself.

I married…myself.

Media Drum Kit claims Linda Doktar recently married herself on an Australian beach. She broke up with her last boyfriend in 2017 before deciding to marry herself. Linda walked herself down the aisle before reciting her vows in a mirror. She wore a necklace instead of a wedding band and had no guests other than her assistants. (Hope she spends many happy years…with herself.)

The Daily Mail claims a couple from China recently received a $65,000 bill because their Golden Retriever broke free from them and ran into a $1.1 million Lamborghini. The dog snapped a piece of trim off of the car. The couple could have been cited for failing to keep their animal under control. (They couple has since trained their dog to only run into Kia’s.)

And finally, The Daily Mail claims Sarah Sin, of Adelaide, Australia, has launched a cuddling business. Cuddle Care Connection charges $70 an hour to snuggle. Sarah says visits are strictly platonic. ”My sessions are intended for you to feel seen, heard and valued, in a a relaxed fun environment.

(Anyone else see this not ending well?)