Miracle Whip, Florida??

Miracle Whip, Florida??

The Seattle Times claims the city of Mayo, Florida changed its name to Miracle Whip, Florida on Saturday. Kraft-Heinz, which owns Miracle Whip, paid the town between $15,000 and $25,000 for the name change. The money will be used to beautify and restore certain parts of the city. Which begs the question, could Flutternutter, Florida be far behind? (The name change is just a joke.)

ABC claims two men were recently arrested for jet skiing naked on Gull Lake in Minnesota. The two men started circling a resort before the police stopped and cited them. To their credit, Daniel Klingelhutz and Kody Teslaa were wearing life jackets

And finally,

The Sun claims a passenger on a Jet2 flight recently downed eight beers and six glasses of wine during a four-hour flight. Kiran Jagdev started screaming ‘We’re all going to die’ before an off-duty police officer sat next to her and calmed her down. The two flirted for the duration of the flight…and then he arrested her the moment the wheels hit the ground.