The coolest eyeball ever!

The coolest eyeball ever!

Wanna quit your job but just can’t seem to bring yourself to do it? In Japan, you can hire someone to do it for you. The company, called Exit, will contact your employer, tell them about your plans to leave, submit a resignation letter, and work out all the details – including any time off you may still have. But having a service quit for you isn’t cheap. Exit charges $450 per resignation notice … but if you use them again, you get a $90 discount. (The Ladders)

Geeks and Cleats claims Alabama football fan Mary Farr lost her eye in a plane crash. She graduated from Bama in the late 60’s and recently got a crimson-colored artificial eyeball that says BAMA. The site quotes her as saying: “Why not? I mean if you have to have a fake eye, you might as well have one that says ‘Bama’ on it. I’m wearing it for every game this year. I’m telling you I love the Crimson Tide. They are the best. It’s God, family and the Crimson Tide for me.”

And finally,

The Daily Mirror claims Russia is planning to build a $6 million Jurassic Park-like cloning facility. The paper says Russian President Vladimir Putin wants to bring extinct woolly mammoths, cave lions and dinosaurs back to life using DNA found in soil and fossils. (Didn’t they see Newman get eaten in Jurassic Park?!!)