The Geezer and the Geyser!

The Geezer and the Geyser!

Business Insider claims not all McDonald’s customers are happy with the chain changing their apple pie recipe. The pies have less sugar and simplified ingredients according to McDonald’s corporate office.  Customers react….one person tweeted, “What happened to McDonalds “Baked” fried apple pies? These taste too healthy!”

More than 100 pounds of bundled marijuana have been recovered from beaches along the Atlantic coast. The bundles apparently were washed ashore by Hurricane Florence. Police in the Daytona Beach area are warning sunbathers not to try to abscond with the booty. (Although, maybe it’s healthier with all that sea salt.)

And finally,

The Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park is a natural wonder, but it’s also very dangerous to get close to it. That’s why an unidentified older man has been charged with multiple offenses after he crossed a barrier and appeared to relieve himself in the famous hot-spring geyser, while ignoring orders to move away. He was arrested on the scene. The headline in the paper read, “Old Geezer disrespected Old Geyser!”