Ouch! Shot with a tee shirt cannon?!

Ouch! Shot with a tee shirt cannon?!

An unlikely person came to the rescue when the beautiful wedding planned by Andy and Kelsey Schneck in Camden, Ohio, threatened to fall apart at the last minute. Right before their big day, the officiate for their wedding became ill. Enter Emmanuel Morales, who came to the door with a delivery from City Barbecue and found the place in an uproar. No problem. Morales just happened to be a wedding officiant, too, and all ended well. (No word whether they had to tip him twice, once for the BBQ food he delivered and once for marrying them.)

Metro UK claims a man in Essex, England has been spotted driving around town in a battery operated bumper car. The man appears to follow all the rules of the road and uses his arms as turn signals. (Isn’t that a GEICO commercial, just waiting to happen?)

And finally,

The Huffington Post says the person that plays the University of Colorado’s mascot, “Chip,” is recovering from shooting themselves in the groin during the last game.. with a T-shirt cannon. Chip the Buffalo was carted off the field before returning later in the game. (He just wasn’t as enthusiastic!)