Cleaning ladies needed to clean up…after the cleaning lady?

Cleaning ladies needed to clean up…after the cleaning lady?

At a college football game over the weekend, a college student was filmed chugging a beer through his nose. For real. He snorted a Bud Light. Not surprisingly, the video of this nose chug went viral — which means we might see more of this very soon and very often. (Vice)

A couple weekends ago, the New York Jets squared off against the Cleveland Browns and Jets running back Isaiah Crowell scored a touchdown. He celebrated by pretending to use the ball to wipe his butt and then throwing the ball into the crowd. The NFL fined him about $13,000, but he might be able to get some of that money back — because he was offered an endorsement deal with Dude Wipes, which are flushable wet wipes for guys.

Inside Edition claims Genevieve Snow, of Brooklyn, recently received the shock of her life when she came home to find one of her cleaning ladies passed out drunk on her floor. The housekeeper and her friend didn’t clean anything, but rather drink all of Snow’s liquor before passing out. She says, they drank all her liquor, her spice rack was smashed, her marble coffee table was upended, keys were gone, booze was gone and chocolate ice cream left on the sofa. She’s asking the cleaning company for a refund. (Ironically, she needed to hire new cleaning ladies to clean up, after the cleaning ladies.)