Pound new parents…of a football?

Pound new parents…of a football?

Business Insider claims Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Juju Smith Schuster scored a touchdown yesterday against the Falcons before lying down in the end zone and pretending to give birth to a baby. He laid the ball between his legs before a teammate ‘delivered it’ and then gave it to him so he could rock it like a newborn. (I’m sure he named it Wilson.)

In England, a cleaning service company that features naked cleaners is thriving in a big way. The Naked Cleaning Company is doing so well that they’re looking for new employees who happen to have “naturist beliefs.” Hiring naked cleaners isn’t a bargain … the company charges about $100 per hour for the service. (Well, at least they won’t be pocketing the change you left on the end table.)

And finally,

Leo Belnap, a 2-year-old boy in Holladay, Utah, loves putting junk mail and other paper in the shredder that he sometimes helps his mom with. Unfortunately for his parents, some of the paper he put through it recently was green and had pictures of presidents on it. Ben and Jackee Belnap say Leo shredded a little over a thousand dollars. (That’s why when MY son was 2 years-old, I only let him play with the weed wacker.)