The Daily Mirror claims the McKamey Manor, in San Diego, California, is the world’s most terrifying Halloween haunted house. A tour can last as long as 8 hours. Guests must undergo a health check before being allowed into McKamey. Heads are immediately shaved before guests are bound, slapped and forced to endure snakes, tarantulas and rats. Some people are held hostage while others are covered in fake blood. No one has ever lasted more than six hours in the home. (Sounds like it’s the Disney of Haunted Houses!)
KARD claims three Hot Springs, Arkansas thieves recently butt dialed 911. Robert Dark, Wendy Barfield and Oceana Robinson bragged about how they stole computers from Walmart and Sears. Officers heard the conversation and then located the crooks at an Exxon gas station before arresting them.
Fox News claims parents don’t want their children touched during the upcoming cold and flu season so they are purchasing Baby On Board-like signs for their children’s strollers. The signs say, “Please look, don’t touch!” “No touching! You germs are too BIG for me!” (I think the most effective sign to keep people’s hands away from your kids would be, “You’re being videoed.”)