A new study by the University of California-Irvine reveals that global warming is going to make beer more expensive because heat waves and droughts will damage barley. Researcher Nathan Mueller tells BuzzFeed News that the price of beer could double. “It kind of adds insult to injury. There’s a heat wave, so you want a beer. But it costs more. It hits close to home for people.”
Fox News claims the Lusby, Maryland police recently arrested Ashley Zorn for stealing Halloween decorations from 20 neighboring homes. Then, instead of selling her stolen goods on-line, she decorated her OWN house with them! Ashley stole everything from a candelabra to a zombie on a stake. She was charged with 22 counts of theft.
In Savannah, Georgia, cops are on the lookout for a vandal who put googly eyes on a statue of a Revolutionary War general. The culprit placed the bulging eyes on the statute of General Nathanial Greene, who was one of the of the most respected generals of the Revolutionary War. While it might seem like a funny stunt, the police aren’t laughing because there are laws on the books about trespassing and vandalism. So, it’s serious, and I mean no disrespect, but it’s hilarious at the same time. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)