The 50 pound nose job!

The 50 pound nose job!

CBS claims Norcross, Georgia resident Zachary Miller is wanted by the police for walking into a sandwich shop, ordering a sandwich, and then robbing $100 from the clerk. He walked out, but then returned several minutes later, because he forgot his sandwich. He’s still at large

Police in Portland, Oregon are investigating a mysterious nose-job. A family called cops to report that a 50-pound plastic nose, which for some reason, was displayed on their front porch, was stolen. Delia Albert found the nose in the trash after a photo shoot and brought it home, and her kids loved it. In fact, the kids have put up their allowance as reward money…$6.27. (The Oregonian)

A group of elderly female residents at the Milton Lodge, a retirement home in England, have been treated to a meal served by scantily clad butlers. 89-year-old Joan Corp was the inspiration for the idea, because whenever she was asked what she wanted, Joan would say, “a man.” The home hired men from a company called Hunks in Trunks to serve residents a three-course dinner. Another resident, Doll Jenkins, who 99 years old, loved the butlers so much, she requested they come back for her 100th birthday.