Please don’t hug your chicken.

Please don’t hug your chicken.

The Independent claims a German couple was recently sailing through a waterway on their yacht when a 65-foot tree crashed down upon them. The couple managed to escape unhurt. The couple swears they saw a beaver gnawed through the tree before it fell. The beaver has yet to be caught.

LiveLeak claims the Blackpool, England police are looking for a David Schwimmer look-a-like, who recently stole a 12 pack of beer from a local grocery store. Cops released a surveillance picture of the thief before asking the public for help in identifying him.. The man looks exactly like David Schwimmer during his days on ”Friends”. First place they should look…Central Perk coffee shop.

And finally,

The CDC is warning people NOT to dress up their pet chickens for Halloween! It seems that some people who own chickens, like to dress them up for Halloween, but the Centers for Disease control is asking chicken owners to NOT dress up their birds, because of a particular strain of salmonella. They went on to say, “Don’t kiss your birds or snuggle them and then touch your face or mouth.” (Wouldn’t it be ragingly ironic if they brought the chickens trick or treating into a KFC?)