“Give me your money, quack, quack!”

“Give me your money, quack, quack!”

The Omaha World-Herald claims an Omaha, Nebraska man spent a night in jail after he went to a gas station with a rubber band gun and quacked at customers. The man was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct and didn’t fire his rubber band at anyone. When police tried to question the man, he quacked at them. He spent the night in jail before being released.

The Daily Record claims a Perth, England carjacker recently locked himself in the BMW he was trying to steal. Mark Aitchison mugged Jordan Cowley before taking the keys to his car. He jumped in his BMW before locking himself in and setting off the alarm. The other problem was, he had no idea how to drive a stick shift. Cops got him. (He should have paid closer attention in drivers ed.)

And finally,

The BBC says in Belgium on Saturday, the owner of a e-cigarette shop told six wannabe armed robbers that 3 p.m.was “not the best time to hold up a store.” He added he might have more money to hand over later, say about 6:30, if they came back. To his surprise, they agreed it was a good idea, and left.  They returned to the store at 6:30…and were promptly arrested. At least they were punctual.