A professional “spooner?”

A professional “spooner?”

Chicago Parent claims a Windy City diner, called Miss Ricky’s, plans to celebrate the holidays and the 15th anniversary of Will Ferrell’s movie ”Elf” by serving the same spaghetti sundae he ate in the movie. The $15 dessert will include spaghetti, strawberry and raspberry sauces, marshmallows, S’mores Pop-Tarts, M&Ms, Oreos, Fruity Pebbles, coconut shavings and chocolate syrup. The desert will be available until Christmas.

The Daily Mail claims Kassandra Brown, of Boulder, Colorado, earns $26,000 a year as a professional spooner. She cuddles with clients on a queen size mattress for 90 minutes. Brown charges $100 per session and says the cuddling is strictly platonic.

And finally,

A new study by the Ankara Training and Research Hospital reveals that men, who exercise regularly have longer lovemaking sessions than lazy men. Men, who exercise for 40 minutes or more a day, enjoy regular love-making sessions that last an average of 5 minutes and 30 seconds Lazy men, who don’t exercise have lovemaking sessions that last an average of 3 minutes. (Or, if you’re REALLY lazy, you can just call the spooning lady.)