Not Christmas bulbs…it’s Christmas booze!

Not Christmas bulbs…it’s Christmas booze!

Brobible claims Smirnoff is selling vodka-filled holiday ornaments. The clear ornaments look like a Smirnoff vodka bottle and feature the company’s logo and Christmas lights. The ornaments sell for $12.99.

WBTV claims a Matthews, North Carolina thief recently broke into an 85 year-old woman’s home. The woman faked a heart attack before the home invader called 911. He immediately left after the call. The man was looking for money. The woman thought faking a heart attack would be the only way to get him to leave. Cops are still looking for the man

And finally,

Just because you eat like garbage and never exercise doesn’t mean you can’t rock six pack abs — at least in your profile pictures — thanks to an app that makes any picture of you look like a golden god. The app, called Manly – Body Muscle Editor Pro, allows you to add a tan, six-pack abs, tattoos and a beard if you want. Of course, when you show up for your date and don’t look like you did in your profile picture, you’re probably going to have some explaining to do. (BroBible)