Smoking Grandpa…literally.

Smoking Grandpa…literally.

If you’re a beer drinker, you might sometimes throw some warm beers in the freezer to chill them quickly. This, of course, turns into a problem if you lose track of time and your beer either freezes solid or explodes. Well, there’s now fridge magnet alarm, that talks to you, giving you warnings after 35 minutes to remind you to rescue your beer. If you ignore the alarm, the voice gets more and more angry with you, the longer you leave your beer in the fridge. (Freeze-Alert)

A Florida man is decking the halls of a prison cell after cops, searching his home, uncovered a large drug stash of drugs. Brant Williams allowed the police to search his home and they turned up a large amount of cocaine and marijuana. When asked about it, he said, it was all left by Santa. Santa has yet to be brought in for questioning. (Treasure Coast Palm)

And finally,

roommates Savannah Fruchey and Alisha Moseley say they came home to find their front door unlocked and that they’d been burglarized for the second time in the past month. They provided police with a list of items that were stolen, which includes frozen pizzas and hot dogs, a bottle of Jack Daniels, cosmetics, jewelry and…the cremated remains of Fruchey’s grandfather. They just took the ashes and not the urn. Cops think the thieves must think the ashes are drugs. (The Smoking Gun)