Smell my socks.

Smell my socks.

Metro UK claims a man from China has been hospitalized with a severe fungal infection in his lungs. The man got the infection by sniffing his socks every day after work. He is expected to be ok, but has a severe cough. (I’m pretty sure is breath is pretty bad, too.)

Fox News claims an African Grey parrot, from Oxfordshire, England, is ordering holiday gifts through his owner’s Amazon Alexa. Rocco has bought strawberries, watermelon, raisins, broccoli, ice cream, a kite, light bulbs and a kettle. He also tells Alexa to play his favorite music so he can dance. Who’s going to say “no” to him…his name is ROCCO!

And finally,

Morrison’s department stores in London have banned a bunch of songs from their holiday playlist. Among them:

The Christmas Song – Alvin and the Chipmunks

I’m The Christmas Queen – Miss Piggy

The Christmas Song – David Hasselhoff

Christmas Wrapping – The Spice Girls

Santa Baby – Madonna

They have not banned any holiday songs from William Shatner’s new Christmas album. Consider yourself warned!