Asparagus predicts the future!

Asparagus predicts the future!

Bored Panda claims Christopher Ingraham, of Washington DC, recently, accidentally, released 250 live crickets in his house. His ordered the live crickets as food for his newly adopted bearded dragon. Chris thought the crickets would be in a bag so he opened his FedEx package without realizing they were uncontained. He resealed the box before the crickets escaped and jumped everywhere. Christopher is still catching them.

Metro UK says a British psychic uses asparagus to predict the future. Jemima Packington reads the lines in asparagus before making predictions. She is predicting a global recession for 2019. Jemima also predicts the trade war between China and the U.S. will end, A Star is Born will win an Oscar and extreme temperatures will become the norm.

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Newser claims Braxton Moral, of Kansas, is entering his final semester at Ulysses High School and Harvard University. The 16 year-old has been taking online classes from Harvard Extension School since he was a middle schooler. He plans to graduate with a bachelor’s degree on May 30th. Braxton will graduate 11 days earlier from high school. He majored in government and wants to be President.