You can have the perfect butt!

You can have the perfect butt!

Talk about embarrassing. Yesterday morning, police in Perth, Australia say they responded to reports of a man screaming “Why don’t you die?” But when officers arrived at his home. they found the guy who was trying to kill a spider. The alarm was raised when a passer-by heard a screaming child and the man repeatedly shouting. In their tweet, the police noted the man has a “serious fear” of spiders, and there were no injuries at the scene… apart from those sustained by the spider.

Sarah Edwards, of Kent, England, recently married her husband, Paul, on their first date. The couple got matched on a dating app before talking for three days and then agreeing to meet at an airport. Sarah and Paul flew to Vegas where they tied the knot on their first date. Sarah says the first time she kissed Paul was at their wedding.

And finally,

A company out there has developed a pillow — in the shape of a butt. The “Buttress Pillow” is an ergonomically designed cushion, available in three colors, which — according to the company — allows everyone to “feel the peace and happiness of butts.” The design also allows users to dress up the pillow with undies and PJs — or any other clothing they’d like. Check out the picture on the MAX FB page! (LadBible)