Cops that WANT you drunk?

Cops that WANT you drunk?

Yahoo News claims the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line has banned Nick Naydev for life after he got drunk and then jumped off their Symphony of the Sea ship in the Bahamas. The ship was docked when the 27 year-old’s friends videotaped him jumping 100 feet into the water. He said, “I could barely walk for 3 days and could barely sleep from the pain. I’m good now.” Royal Caribbean told him, “find another way home.” They’re considering legal action.

The Kutztown Police Department in Pennsylvania are looking for three volunteers..to get drunk. Not kidding. On their Facebook post, they said the volunteers will help with a training event, designed to teach officers how to administer Standardized Field Sobriety Tests during suspected DUI incidents. The department noted that while alcohol will be provided, there  will be no compensation for the volunteers. And they won’t let you drive home.

And finally,

After a recent snowstorm, Cody Lutz, his fiancée and her sister decided to build a giant snowman..it was huge, because as the base of the snowman, they used a very large tree stump on whcih to build. When they came out the next morning, they found tire tracks running up to the snowman…and some broken car parts. Someone tried to run it over, but didn;t know they were running into a “tree stump” based snow man. Good Karma rules!