Talk…your toilet will listen!

Talk…your toilet will listen!

OregonLive claims Kohler has created a voice command toilet. Voice commands are used to flush and raise and lower the smart toilet’s lid. The heated toilet also plays music and newscasts through its speakers. And it’s probably a good thing you’re near the commode when you listen to the news.

The New South Wales, Australia police say Santa Claus recently stole a Mercedes Benz. A woman parked her 2009 sedan in an underground garage before security cameras captured a man in a Santa Claus costume and fake white beard stealing it. Cops have released surveillance video in hopes someone can identify the Santa. Santa has expensive tastes.

And finally,

KOIN claims Jackson County, Oregon rancher Ted Birdseye is using an inflatable dancing man, like you see outside car dealerships, to keep wolves away from his livestock. He started using the lime-colored inflatable on Saturday after a pack of wolves attacked a calf. Ted says the inflatable looks like a dancing alien at night. The wolves are scared of the dancing man and are no longer bothering Ted’s livestock. But we also hear more people are dropping by to buy a car.