“I’m suing my parents for having me.”

“I’m suing my parents for having me.”

Oddity Central claims Rafael Samuel, of New Delhi, India, is suing his parents for conceiving him without his consent. The website quotes him as saying; “I want to tell all Indian kids that they don’t owe their parents anything. I love my parents, and we have a great relationship, but they had me for their joy and their pleasure. “My life has been amazing, but I don’t see why I should put another life through the rigamarole of school and finding a career, especially when they didn’t ask to exist.”

 Kashmir Today says a woman from Kuwait recently divorced her husband just minutes after marrying him in a courthouse. The couple exchanged vows and were walking out of the courthouse when the bride tripped. Her husband called her dumb for losing her balance before she walked back inside and demanded a divorce. The split was granted making it the quickest marriage and divorce in Kuwait’s history

And finally,

Scandalous! A zoo in Switzerland says an orangutan paternity test had some surprising results when officials discovered the mother and father are in different enclosures. The Basel Zoo said officials carried out a DNA test on 5-month-old orangutan Padma as part of an endangered species breeding program, and were surprised to discover the only male in her enclosure, Budi, was not her father. The test found Padma’s mother, Maja, had instead gotten pregnant from Vendel, a male orangutan in an adjacent enclosure. Officials say the animals apparently managed to mate through the holes in the fences separating them.