When is a pork chop not a pork chop? When it’s a weapon!

When is a pork chop not a pork chop? When it’s a weapon!

Leaving a bar after a night of drinking – and forgetting your credit or debit card there after opening a tab – is embarrassing. Well, there’s now an app for that. Tab X is the app that allows you to open and close your tab without ever taking your wallet out. Not only does it prevent you from leaving your card behind, it also helps you avoid standing in line at the end of the night, waiting for the bartender to close you out. You just close your own tab, add a tip and you’re out of there. And … onto the next bar? (Whiskey Riff)

Police in Portland, Oregon are looking for a thief who stole a pricey diamond ring from a pawn shop and then tried to sell it back just 24 hours later. The guy entered the “All That Glitters Pawn shop and asked to see the ring (worth about 12 grand.) he grabs it and runs off. 24 hours later, the man walked into the store’s other location and tried to sell it back. The manager said it looked an awful lot like the one stolen from the other store. Guys runs off without the ring. (KPTV-TV)

And finally,

A Florida woman is under arrest after she attacked her boyfriend with a pork chop. 48-year-old Jennifer Brassard got into an argument with her boyfriend, but things got heated. She allegedly grabbed the first thing she could use as a weapon, which happened to be a pork chop, and launched it at his face. The unidentified victim suffered a small cut under his eye. She was arrested, and has been ordered to not to have any contact with her boyfriend. The boyfriend should have ordered the steak tartare…no bone!