Voodoo dolls for Valentine’s Day!

Voodoo dolls for Valentine’s Day!

The Last Tuesday Society is making voodoo dolls for Valentine’s Day. The London store says their ‘Voodoo your ex’ service includes five different curses for your ex-partner. Dolls cost $30. Curses include impotence, flatulence, hair loss, toothaches, speeding fines, credit cards cloned and nightmares.

Google is reportedly taking another giant step in its mission to take over people’s lives by developing smart shoes that can warn the wearer if they are getting fat. The search engines’ health division Verily is said to be designing footwear embedded with sensors that can tell how much the user weighs and monitor their activity. (I have a wife that is more than happy to provide that service.)

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The city of Nashua [NASH-oo-ah], New Hampshire, is helping citizens celebrate Valentine’s Day! For the second year in a row, the Nashua Division of Public Health and Community Service will be hosting the Valentine’s Day event, which not only includes snacks and giveaways, but also same-day testing for STDs – and encourages people not to “give your Valentine anything but love” during this romantic holiday.