I need a landscaper…for my ear.

I need a landscaper…for my ear.

The Daily Mail claims Eli Smit, of Auckland, New Zealand, recently went to the doctor because she had ear pain. Doctors examined the 17-year old and found she had grass growing inside her ear. They removed it before Eli took it home and joked about planting it. She has no idea how the grass got into her ear.

The NY Post claims a Denmark man lost his sense of smell because a tooth was growing in his nose. The man went to his doctor because he was having trouble breathing. A CAT scan revealed that a tooth was growing in his nasal cavity and thus blocking his airway. The tooth was extracted with a pair of forceps. The man is breathing normally again

And finally,

Kellogg’s Cereal has sent a cease-and-desist to a Quebec, Canada brewery that created Fruit Loops IPA beer. Farnham Ale and Lager owner Jean Gadoua says he and the other brewers were drunk when they created the beer.