A gang of turtles! RUN!!

A gang of turtles! RUN!!

The NY Post says the Manhattan, New York Animal Care Center has placed one of the world’s fattest cats up for adoption.  They posted; “We just received a 41 pound cat! He may even make it to the Guinness Book of World Records. All that aside, Barsik is extremely obese and needs a home that can help him get to an ideal weight. He is too big for our housing so is resting in the office. Come by Manhattan ACC at 110th/2nd.”

Fox News says a Washington County, Oregon homeowner recently called 911 for help. The homeowner came home and thought an intruder had locked themselves in their bathroom so they called the cops. Deputies quickly arrived and surrounded the house. They converged on the bathroom and ordered the suspect to surrender. When they didn’t, they broke down the door with their weapons drawn. What did they find? A very thorough vacuuming job being done by a Roomba Robotic Vacuum cleaner.

And finally,

WKMG claims the Indiatlantic, Florida police recently arrested Thomas Lane for threatening people with turtles. The 61 year-old was causing a disturbance at several businesses when he threatened to unleash his army of turtles on locals. Cops brought Thomas to the police station where he threw a temper tantrum before being released. Police reminded people that if you’re ever accosted by a bale of turtles (that’s a group of turtles,) you should run…but take your time.