Pot holes save lives!

Pot holes save lives!

The Newark Advocate claims the Homestead Brewing Company, in Licking County, Ohio, has brewed a new Cocoa Pebbles beer called Yabba Dabba Brew. The beer was brewed with 96 boxes of the cereal. The brewery will sell Yabba Dabba Brew during the week of May 17th.

No squeeze to take to the pool party? No problem. Amazon is selling an “Inflatable Hunk” pool float. Yep, for only 19 bucks, you can float around with your very own pool boy – complete with six-pack abs. (Whiskey Riff)

And finally,

The Daily Mail claims a pothole recently saved the life of a 59 year-old Gretna, Nebraska man. Medics were rushing the man to the hospital because he had an elevated heart rate of 200 beats per minute. The man’s heart rate slowed down and stabilized after the ambulance ran over a large pothole. The jolt sent a shock to the heart regulating it. I can see your town using that as an excuse NOT to fill pot holes…claiming they save lives. It’ll happen!