The Daily Mail claims a semi-naked clown recently attempted to rob a 7-Eleven in Queensland, Australia. Zye Allen was drunk when he entered the store wearing a colored wig and red underwear. He demanding money. The 18 year-old was so drunk that he could barely stand on his own two feet. A clerk called the police before Allen fled on a bicycle. (I think we were all secretly hoping their would be a clown car police chase.)
Police in Lower Merion Township, Pennsylvania say two men and a woman broke into a Philadelphia-area hospital last week and stole $450,000 worth of colonoscopy instruments. Authorities say the three had access to a secured area of Lankenau Medical Center in Wynnewood, and walked out with several colonoscopes. Police say these items may be sold on the black market. So look for ads on Facebook for low cost colonoscopies…at the truck stops on i95.
The Daily Mail claims KFC’s newest Colonel is a muscle-bound exotic dancer. The Colonel and eight Chippendales dancers remove their clothes and dance around in a new ad promoting the chain’s Mother’s Day meals. The dancers call themselves The Chickendales.