Poo for Politicians!

Poo for Politicians!

NBC claims two water-filled crash dummies recently fell off a roller coaster in Ocean City, New Jersey. They crashed through a hotel roof at Playland’s Castaway Cove. The coaster was undergoing a routine safety check when the dummies suddenly plummeted to the earth. Park officials insist that the ride is 100% safe…except if you’re a dummy.

The Post says a Babe Ruth rookie baseball card has been auctioned off for $130,000!. Maryland resident Ellen Kelly paid $25 for a piano at an estate sale. The 1916 baseball card was found inside the piano. Kelly thinks the previous owner hid the card and then forgot about it. She did not say what she plans to do with her money. (I’d by more piano’s.)

And finally,

The NY Times claims TSA agents at the Juneau, Alaska airport recently stopped a man because he had moose nuggets (poop) in his carry-on bag. The man told agents that he collects moose droppings and then gives them to politicians. Upon hearing that, the agents said, feel free to get on board!