Suspect’s statement, “I’m a dumbass!”

Suspect’s statement, “I’m a dumbass!”

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A study by UNLV reveals that students perform better in school if their teacher is attractive. Researchers played an audio lecture for two groups of college students. One group of students listened to the tape while viewing pictures of an attractive instructor while the other group listened to the audio while viewing a picture of a less attractive instructor. After listening to the audio, the students took a test. The students, who listened to the audio with the more attractive teacher scored better than the other group.

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And I call this, knowing what you are. The Mount Pleasant, Michigan police recently arrested Zachary Jenkins for stealing a food truck from outside a bar. The 21 year-old was drinking when he left the bar, hopped in the driver’s seat of the truck and took off with its grill dragging behind it. Sparks were flying everywhere as police officers chased Jenkins. Jenkins was charged with theft and a DUI. When police asked why he stole the food truck he said, “I’m a dumbass.”