A new study by the Barcelona Institute for Global Health reveals that pregnant woman, who snack on nuts during their first trimester are more likely to have a smart child, because the nuts contain folic acid and essential fatty acids which are good for cognitive function, attention and memory. (So obviously, my mom snacked on Kit Kats when carrying me.)
One sheriff in Indiana believes he’s come up with a clever way to get drug dealers to rat each other out.The Jennings County Sheriff’s Department posted a form on its Facebook page that gives drug dealers an opportunity to increase their business — by snitching on their competitors. The form reads, “Attention drug dealers! Too much competition bringing you down? Are you not making the profits you once did? We are here to help you eliminate the competition. How? By filling out the easy-to-complete form below.” The form asks for certain information like where the competition is located, what drugs they sell, and what kind of vehicle they drive.
And great news if you’re looking to become THE LAZIEST person in America… the motorized pool floats is here! The Splash Runner Motorized Inflatable Swimming Pool Lounger allows you to “cruise effortlessly” around the pool using a handy little joystick. It’s powered by dual 66-watt motors and even comes with a cup holder for your beer. So the only effort you must exert..will be to bring the beer to your lips, which could be alleviated with the beer hat that brings a straw right to your mouth. You’re welcome, lazy people.