How to get a pothole repaired REALLY quickly!

How to get a pothole repaired REALLY quickly!

KFSM claims people are flocking to the Pine Mountain Country Coffee House, in Festus, Missouri, to eat their Pickle Split. The Pickle Split is the same as a Banana Split except the bananas have been replaced by kosher dill pickles. The sundae also has strawberry ice cream, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, nuts, fruit toppings and cherries. (this is why we need Missouri to cecede.)

The Los Angeles Times claims customs officials recently stopped a Peruvian chef after he tried to bring 40 vacuum-sealed frozen piranhas into L.A. Virgilio Martinez was featured on the third season of Netflix’s ”Chef’s Table.” He was in Los Angeles to cook a private piranha dinner for a group of wealthy men. Customs officials let him pass before he used the piranhas to make a salad the next night. (Piranhas salad, the salad that bites back.)

And finally,

A Pennsylvania homeowner kept calling his city officials for months, to try and get a large pot hole in front of his house filled….but no luck. He then got their attention right away, by spray-painting a picture of…how do I put this…man parts around the pot hole. The pothole was then fixed within hours. A city spokesperson said, “While we appreciate a resident using an imaginative way to get our attention, the best way would be to just call 311″ — which neighbors say they did, numerous times. (WCAU)