Traffic Jam Whopper? YES, PLEASE!”

Traffic Jam Whopper? YES, PLEASE!”

A website that is known for hooking up people with dog groomers has established a Game of Thrones helpline to help distraught fans cope with the end of the show. Each one hour counseling session costs $50. The description reads: “The professionals will help them digest their feelings and interpretation of the show, which could range from anger and confusion to sadness and grief.”  And they’ll de-flea your dog!

Burger King knows people can get hungry, especially when gridlocked in Los Angeles’ traffic. As a solution, BK has introduced its “Traffic Jam Whopper” as a way for drivers to order food…while stuck in traffic! You use an app developed by Burger King. For safety, you can order through voice commands. BUT, you can order only if you are within 2 miles of a Burger King, and if you will be stuck in traffic for at least 30 minutes. The food will be delivered by a guy on a bike…they’ll use Google maps to find exactly where you are.

And finally,

The Ocala Star-Banner claims a prison guard at Florida’s Marion County Jail was recently booked into his own facility after stealing an inmate’s $250 pair of Nike sneakers. Prison guard Nick Rudders told investigators that he did not know, who owned the shoes and was told he could take them home. Two inmates accused Rudders of taking the sneakers. Surveillance video backed up their claim. He was booked into his own jail on a charge of petty theft. Won’t HE be popular in the exercise yard.