I like my raspberries…with a little lizard.

I like my raspberries…with a little lizard.

The Daily Star claims Londoner Laura Johnson recently received the shock of her life when she discovered a live gecko inside a plastic container of raspberries. She said, “I passed it onto a supervisor and left it with him. I didn’t want anything bad to happen to the Gecko.” NO word on what happened to the Gecko, or if Laura saved 15% on her car insurance.

Walmart security guards peppered a Florida man with questions after they stopped him from sprinkling salt throughout  the store’s aisles … in order to scare off evil spirits. Daemon Dean Cantrell wandered into the store barefoot on Sunday morning and dusted his feet with salt, then poured more on the ground as he made his way out the door. Cops caught up with him and described him as  “intoxicated and nearly asleep” when they arrested him. Shopper described the incident, as just another day at Walmart.

And finally,

Brobible says Frederico Hill, of Australia, was recently ordering chicken at a restaurant when a woman behind him made a comment about his large size. He didn’t get angry, instead, he asked the clerk if all the chicken on display was all they had left. The clerk said, “yes,” the next batch is still cooking. Fred said, “Then I want to buy all of it.” He paid for it and walked away slowly. When the mother come up to the register, the clerk explained that they’re out of chicken and she needs to wait 30 minutes. Fred said, “Her kid keeps whining, she was angry and upset. She then looked at me frowning. I just flipped her the bird and turned and went home.”  (And by “bird,” he didn’t mean chicken.)